The straight truth

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Ryan
Im a smart ass jokster from maryland.
I am a gamer, a comedian, honor bound, a woman lover, an advice guru, a metal head, and a hockey player

"Protect your freinds, and ur loved ones's because people are bastards"

"Remember the past to avoid mistakes"

"Lifes a Garden...dig it"

"When life gives you lemons....FIND A NEW GOD"

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  • Every 17 seconds someone commits suicide. Reblog this if you’re there to listen to anyone who needs to talk.

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  • The Mind of a Tired Man

    Ive been through alot in my short life. Ive had many loves in this time and ive had diferent endings to them all. ive been cheated on, lied to, left behind, hated, ive even had some one i loved die….now ive reached a new level of shit. my freind went behind my back and is now going out with some one who i loved i even told her i did and she sed she loved me. Love isnt something that is easy to control so im not mad at them no matter how much i want to be, and my freind who knew and didnt tell me…..ive come to know him well since i met him and he values privacy when it helps his cause, some things he tells openly that shouldnt have been and some things that should be told he speaks nothing of. yet im not mad at him either….to the woman who has left me ….im not sure wat to0 say other than i hope u made the right choice and you both stay together and happy.

    And so it brings us back to me, the one who remains, the one whos “seen it all” im again saddened and again alone. i will perservere as i have before and hope for the woman of my future and destiny……and if u read this…..then know that i am a man who will never cheat on you, will never betray you, will never hate you, and will always b there for you…..


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  • Reblog if you can undo a bra with one hand.

    No challenge at all…unless ur hands asleep 

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  • " GONNA SLAP THE SHIT OUTA THE NEXT PERSON WHO SES THE WORLDS GONNA END IN 2012!!!!! "
    --Ryan Marshall


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  • Write me a letter (Anonymous or not)

    thetemperamentalsteampunk:

    howdoesitfuckingfeel:


    Dear ______,


    I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You 

    should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. 

    If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I 

    would build a _______ just 

    for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. 

    We could __________ under the stars. 

    Love, _______________ 

    (P.S. ______________.)

    - http://howdoesitfuckingfeel.tumblr.com/ask

    Guys.

    Please.

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  • BEST SPONGE BOB EVER


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  • Reblog this if you have a beautiful penis

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